

There are special missions in the game known as "burguhs", where you and Marcel must make burgers in a set time limit. As Ritardo, you battle Crappal Tunnel's syndorm in the form of graphical glitches, such as twisted screens, wacky effects (ughuh), and memory loss (and by memory loss we mean if you stop playing your game gets deleted, so don't stop playing). Occasionally, you get to play a quick time event to never forgetti mom's spaghetti. You play as Corvo Ritardo, and you mix soups in the gelatin kitchen with Marcel Toing. Hi, I'm the Animations Director for Castle Miner Z, and I'm here to show you a vertical slice of Assassin's Corvo Miner 1.0 (alpha 1.6.8). ^ unless your rent was gonna be late about a week ago, you worked your butt off, you still can't pay it tho.Tell your son to not join the sport team.Do not pay for the lottery (it is always not gonna happen for you).Apply for food stamps (it doesn't work but do it anyway).Use the numbing gel to sorta fix your tooth.Give your child help in math (the answer is 3, and it never changes).Say No to your bro because drugs are bad.Pay the electric bill, but not the gas bill because it's too much I guess.Your best friend is getting married but flying costs too much so say you can't go because disease or something.Day 10 is PAYDAY!!!! HOLLA HOLLA GET A DOLLA.Join the gym so your body doesn't stop working for your 2nd Shift job.Put some plastic over your broken window.Buy 2 ramen noodles, one chicken, one cheese, one paper towels, one toilet paper.Sell your belongings in the yard sale when the chance comes.

Live where it will cost you 777 dollars with 645 rent and 132 travel costs.
